You found a sapphire!

This kind of thing is why I like MUCKs.

wish Ah-eee-ohhhh, killer tofu!  Eeyah-eeyah!  Oh-eee-ohhhh, killer tofu!
Your Ah-eee-ohhhh, killer tofu!  Eeyah-eeyah!  Oh-eee-ohhhh, killer tofu! floats and a few others rise to meet it. (5 
    Ah-eee-ohhhh, killer tofu!  Eeyah-eeyah!  Oh-eee-ohhhh, killer tofu!s)
Atomdrache unflinchingly brandishes a frying pan and a santoku knife.  "It is a good day to fry."